My 9 year old son just bought a house…

…on Runescape that is. Having become a fully fledged member, he will now not be seen for several days while he checks out all the features he was denied as a free subscriber.

Some overheard conversation snippets:

Bailey’s friend (new to Runescape), to Bailey - “I’m being chased by a group of chairs - what shall I do?”

Bailey, to his sister - “Come and watch me farm”